I love Christopher Columbus for providing much needed Fall Break!  The folks at HQ even considering honoring him with his very own Spoon Ring.  But I had no idea how rare Christopher Columbus spoons are!  The ones they did find on the farm just didn't measure up to our standards for the Silverware Collection.  And, as much as we recognize the historical influence he had, Chris just doesn't look as cute wrapped around our hoof at Snow White.    So, one Autumn day of remembrance will have to suffice.     Anyway, I took my Fall Break upstate in the Catskills to enjoy the season and graze on beautiful foliage.  What I'd really like to know is why city humans vacationing in the country always park their cars and moo at us? Really? We’re trying to eat.   And at least get it right!  Its not “Moo.”  The proper greeting is “Moo-oooo.” And then they wonder why we don't respond...